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"One of the more desirable Y2K bugs:"



  Date: January 1, 2000
  Subject: Vacation Pay
 
  Dear Valued Employee:

  Our records indicate that you have not used any
  vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure
  you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid
  leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One
  additional week is granted for every 5 years of
  service.

  Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify
  our office and your next pay check will reflect payment
  of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and
  interest for the past 1,200 months.

  Sincerely,
  Automated Payroll Processing


Y2K Countdown  
  The CIA says Americans should cancel their vacations in Russia, Ukrane, China and Indonesia during the first few week of the new year because of the poor Y2K preparation in those countries. To illustrate the lack of preparedness in Indonesia, the CIA's top computer geek, Lawrence Gershwin, cited a newspaper interview that quoted the country's national electricity board on their Y2K plan. They're going to watch what happens in Australia and New Zealand, which will give them 6 hours to prepare for whatever types of problems happen in those countries.

 

Some, if not most, VCR's won't be able to use the programmed advanced recording feature.
**Do not throw away your VCR in the year 2000. Set the year
on 1972 because the calendar days of the week and month will be the same as
the year 2000.

 

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